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    It starts with a handshake, subtle, on the down-low. A quick pressing of hands, flesh to flesh, and then it is over. If you aren't paying attention, you will miss the whole thing. If you are paying attention, there are tells. For instance, most people are too dumb to know they shouldn't look around suspiciously before they do something suspicious. They might as well have a bullhorn.

    There's an extra bit of slide to the shake. We're not jive-ass- turkeys in some long lost Harlem yesteryear. No one says slap me some skin anymore. We're all about fancy handshakes and firm handshakes. Fist bumps. That slide speaks volumes.

    How many people do you know who shake hands and then immediately shove the shaken hand into a pocket? That's what I'm talking about. You need to look for the things that are off. The things other humans don't do. That is, if you want to see what really happens on the streetcorners in your neighborhood.

    If you've never done it, maybe you don't look for it - that sliding shake. But don't go thinking you're too slick. Don't think you're fooling everyone. You may fool most people, but there are a bunch of us who know exactly what you're doing.

    We just don't care.

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Hear the bells? They're tolling. Feel the drums? They're rolling. You can smell dissention in the air.

It smells like 'about goddamn time.'

Fuck a Republican. Fuck a Democrat. Fuck both sides of the coin you're supposed to swallow. I won't wear their colors...

The revolution will not be televised, we will attack in Red and Black.

I got way more than 7 seconds, and I think for myself. 

When did politicians become rockstars? Politicians are supposed to be boring assholes we mostly ignore. 

They aren't supposed to be your hero.

You can feel revolution in the air. People are going to die. People are going to step up. The world is going to change. So it goes. 

Crises birth progress. It's going to be interesting to see how it all ends. 

We might not have long to wait.