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Have a good weekend!
I got a chrome plated safari hat. I know they’re coming, and there ain’t no way I’m trusting tin foil. That shit was invented by the Russians. You don’t think so? You’re swallowing their lies. Just like a good little cog. Good cog, have some oil. It comes in a can, and the can holds bad decisions, arguments, and sadness.
I can fly higher than the swiftest koala. I can swim deeper than the mighty peregrine. I am made of all natural materials. This is my ace in the hole. And my natural camouflage. Not that I’m saying I’m averse to aliens or their probes. But it needs to be done right. I’m not no cheap date. I want dinner, and a movie. I want some brass shoes to go with my bling, blang hat.
Hold up … did you hear that?
FYI - My internet situation is dodgy right now. I will respond to everyone's contributions - might take me a few days though. Cheers!